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Stunningly Average
02:50
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I got some friends together let's make some art
Something we've always wanted to do
We've done everything to keep this project from failing
We stick to our goals like glue
We wrote some songs that we think rip
There's not a song you'll wanna skip
So give this a listen please
We spent all our money to make it
Another reason you should take it
Just Please don't tell us it's Stunningly Average
Stunningly Average
You get what you pay for: this shitty music
the format it's on to you's completely useless
You'll never wanna hear this again
It's been a couple day since we released our art
something we've always wanted to do
The reviews just came in: it's the worst of the year
what went wrong we have no clue
It's what everyone is thinking
my confidence is shrinking
I don't know what to do
they say don't quit your day job
cuz this ain't your thing
well it's not like they don't have proof
But that;s what you get when you release something
stunningly average
Stunningly Average
You get what you pay for: this shitty music
the format it's on to you's completely useless
You'll never wanna hear this shit again
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She thinks that everything's fucked up
And I say she's probably right
She says that we're both just losers
so why don't you just spend the night
She's leaving home in September
she;s sick of this redundant life
Her parents and boyfriends are just symptomatic
she sits at her window and cries
She'll be getting down
she'll be fallin out'
She'll be fallin down
She'll be gettin out
It's 6AM and I'm bleeding
My heart's been beating these 2 nights
I die at the thought of the trace that you leave
and dark lonely December nights
So when you leave in September
Please tell me that you'll feel at home
It's not that I think that you will forget me
But the words make me feel less alone.
She'll be getting down
she'll be fallin out'
She'll be fallin down
She'll be gettin out
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3. |
Fuck Today
02:40
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Woke up this morning, I feel like shit
worked over 12 hours last night man it takes its toll like a fucking bitch
I don't want to work, I don't want to eat, I just Wanna sleep
I gotta change my ways so this doesn't keep happening
But as of now, man...
Fuck today
I'm getting tired of the same old shit
Fuck today
I better change before my body quits
Been in limbo for way too long
and I just wanna get out
But until I do, I'll sit here and pout
Because Fuck Today
I have a Tendency to waste my time
and nothing ever gets done
I sit around playing video games,
but time flies when you're having fun
"Do something with my life," they say
at this age I have nothing but time
as true as that may be, for some reason
I don't feel like I'm in my prime, man
Fuck today
I'm getting tired of the same old shit
Fuck today
I better change before my body quits
Been in limbo for way too long
and I just wanna get out
But until I do, I'll sit here and pout
Because Fuck Today
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Did you, ever think you would end up all alone
Talking to your girlfriends telephone
Yesterday you broke up; now your through
And she said it's not because of you
You try to ask her simply why, you start to scream & start to cry
Then she tells you once again, where her tongue has really been
She met a girl on friday night, they start to kiss and start to bite
And the rest is history, that's why this girl is not with me
My girlfriend, whoa oh - wa oh oh
My girlfriend, whoa oh - wa oh oh
My girlfriend, whoa oh - wa oh oh
My girlfriend
Two weeks later, at a party in the boones
I saw my girlfriend and another leave the room
They went upstairs, and they turned off all the lights
I sat and watched em' cause, that's what a loser does
Somebody tell me what the hell is wrong with me
My luck with women, still remains a mystery
I can't keep the girls, from always changing sides
Unless they're fat & ugly, even then they fantacize
[repeat Chorus....]
One day (one day)
My time (my time)
Will come (will come)
So why do I
Pretend to give a lousy spit, when I'm really almost over it
I want to be a flirt, that girl inside her skirt
I'll make her come again it's true, I wanna be a lezbian like you
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Artificial Validation
02:03
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Artificial Validation is what you want from me
That's the shit you fish for in your Online Sea
Artificial Validation is what you crave
That's not something you plan on taking to the grave
Artificial Validation is what you want from me
But you'll never get it
You try you're best to look as cool as you can be
why that mean so much to you I'll never see
You Virtue signal every hour of every day
Just SHUT THE FUCK UP you're just dumb not brave
Artificial Validation is what you want from me
But you'll never get it
Artificial Validation is what you want from me
That's the shit you fish for in your Online Sea
Artificial Validation is what you crave
That's not something you plan on taking to the grave
Artificial Validation is what you want from me
But you'll never get it
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We had Domino’s for breakfast during sunrise on the beach
of Santa Barbara, no hangover, just total lack of sleep
Sin City’s just six hours down the street
Sipping soft drinks, blasting Casper on repeat
Whatever you do, you’ll be doing fine, wherever you are
You moved out of town, when you’re back around, we hit up the bar
Spilling shots and beers on laughs and tears, that’s how it’s always been
along the way of memory lane - stay the same
The first coffee of the day on the ferry ‘cross the bay
leaving Oakland heading on to San Francisco
Drinking Becks from paper bags in Chinatown
Laughing at Segway tourist groups when they fall down
Whatever you do, you’ll be doing fine, wherever you are
You moved out of town, when you’re back around, we hit up the bar
Spilling shots and beers on laughs and tears, that’s how it’s always been
along the way of memory lane - stay the same
Caught up in hindsight
Punksets in the limelight
Dodge Challenger from sunset to sunrise
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I knew it wouldn’t last but three lonely days have passed
Another week or two and I might have been fine
Now there’s an awful lot to think about
And it’s so hard to sit and wait it out
It’s been three lonely days and nights but it’s okay
I’m pretty sure that I can sort out everything
And I don’t know if it’ll be the same
But I promise I’ll be back again
One day next summer I’ll be back for you and all those days will be gone
One day next summer I’ll be back for you
[x2]
Hold on to everything; everything turns gray
Hold tight and still it slips away
Watch days pass by so quickly like so many dreams
So little time together and I’d hate to have to say I barely knew you
One day next summer I’ll be back for you and all those days will be gone
One day next summer I’ll be back for you
[x2]
And all those days will be gone [x4]
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8. |
My Only Day Off
01:51
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This is my only day off
but I don't know what to do
even though I've been looking forward to this day it's true
This is my only day off
at the end of it i'll be blue
cuz I do the same old things and nothing new
Tons of fast food I will consume
playing hours of video games in my room
watching movies for the millionth time
the ones I know most every line they say
This is my only day off
but I don't know what to do
even though I've been looking forward to this day it's true
This is my only day off
at the end of it i'll be blue
cuz I did the same old things and nothing new
on my only day off
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The Stinky Meatballs Toledo, Ohio
The Stinky Meatballs are:
Jake Meatball - Lead Guitar/Lead Vocals
Bran Hanfy - Bass
Ben Folder - Drums/Backing Vocals
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